May 2012
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dysenterygay: how to make delicious chocolate milkshake x
May 24th
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wtf fantasia…
May 24th
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I’ve missed you so much. 
May 24th
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So confused right now…. I’m gonna go running behind my neighborhood.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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When I was a kid my mother told me if I ate a banana before I went to sleep I would have nightmares. I’m just now realizing that’s bullshit.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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Mom: When was the last time you bathed?
Me: What
May 21st
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Listenidchimeinwitha: androry: This Katy Perry song...
May 21st
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There’s going to be a solar eclipse today. How rad.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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I’m at a party & this girl won’t go away…. what do I do?
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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I don't believe things happen for a reason. If...
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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What if I bought a cactus, and carried it around...
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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Sleeping on a made bed because I’ll be too lazy to make it in the morning.
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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brandnewswastikas: If you need to fart and you’re around a business boss or cute girl and don’t want them to know it was you, just scream while you do it.
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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reflexes: do you like me breathe for yes lick your elbow for no
May 13th
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May 12th
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Instagram: @anatomyofmike
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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