May 2012
62 posts
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dysenterygay:
how to make delicious chocolate milkshake x
wtf fantasia…
I’ve missed you so much.
So confused right now…. I’m gonna go running behind my neighborhood.
When I was a kid my mother told me if I ate a banana before I went to sleep I would have nightmares. I’m just now realizing that’s bullshit.
Mom: When was the last time you bathed?
Me: What
There’s going to be a solar eclipse today. How rad.
I’m at a party & this girl won’t go away…. what do I do?
I don't believe things happen for a reason. If...
What if I bought a cactus, and carried it around...
Sleeping on a made bed because I’ll be too lazy to make it in the morning.
brandnewswastikas:
If you need to fart and you’re around a business boss or cute girl and don’t want them to know it was you, just scream while you do it.
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reflexes:
do you like me
breathe for yes
lick your elbow for no
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